[ takes it with a little 'thank you' bow! and then starts writing...

Security is very heavy. If it weren't heavy, it would be too easy to blow away or to knock down. Security is sometimes so heavy that it stops us from being able to do things. Sometimes the weight of security can also be the weight of chains holding us down, or sometimes it's the weight of a heavy door or a thick wall, but it's never light.

... And puts it on the door scale? Worth a shot right ]